When you add sugar to everything
You feel so awesome you could stay up all night and party
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When you stay up all night and party
You feel miserable in the morning
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When you feel miserable in the morning
You eat candy instead of breakfast
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When you eat candy instead of breakfast
You impulse buy a vaccine because it has green buttons
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When impulse-buy a vaccine because it has green buttons
You justify it by spending all your time vacuuming everything
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When you spend all your time vacuuming everything
You neglect your house and your wife gets upset
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Don't upset your wife
Dump sugar