Sweet Nectar of Life

Once upon a time, there was a boy who dreamed of building his very own treehouse. It was going to be big, with a hidden door, epic deck, and mini-fridge filled to the max with Mountain Dew Live Wire. This old repressed memory surfaced one night as I sat around trying to figure out how to spend my immense blogger wealth.  Looking out over my immaculate grounds, I realized two things. I needed a treehouse fort and I don’t have a tree. But it's fine, money fixes anything.  Naturally, the most overkill option was an engineer, they solve impossible problems all the time. After only one day they had an eloquent solution for how to build a treehouse without a tree... Make a house on a platform and plant a tree next to it. Boom, I paid him and broke ground the next day. Building a treehouse is unfortunately not as easy as becoming a wealthy blogger, but to fulfill my dream I had to do it myself. I quickly came to see the limits of my building knowledge. So with 4ft holes in the ground, I t

Well my amazing subscribers, you are in for a real treat. I’ve been making important changes to my home, DIY changes. With my infinite wisdom as a formidable sage of all knowledge, I will guide you through how you too can improve the world around you just as I have. Now that I own the home of the commoner, I see many things that make this pedestrian house barely livable. Imagine you are walking into a room when you are suddenly enveloped by darkness. Fumbling around, not knowing what way is up or down, or if you are about step over the precipice of a great abyss. It is this that threatens my existence, and this threat is in my very kitchen, lurking, under the cabinets. Can you even imagine being neck-deep in preparing Consommé and you can't even see the spoon? This was my reality. The best part is that I will share the solution with you, my reader. You will benefit from the hours and hours of my research, the sleepless nights of designing and redesigning, the days and days of medit