There has been much debate for the last few centuries over how to eat string cheese. I have dedicated the last year of my life to empirically proving the best way. Below is the final draft of my research paper, but spoiler alert, the title gives it away. An Empirical Examination of the Superiority of Biting as a String Cheese Consumption Method Jonathan, et al Abstract This research paper presents a comprehensive analysis of the various methods of consuming string cheese, with a particular focus on the biting method. String cheese, a popular dairy snack known for its elongated form and stringy texture, has sparked debates among enthusiasts regarding the optimal method of consumption. Through a series of controlled experiments and sensory evaluations, this study provides evidence that biting string cheese is indeed the superior way to enjoy this delectable treat. Our findings shed light on the sensory experience, efficiency, and psychological satisfaction associated with biting,
It all started with a challenge, no sugar for 10 days...