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Let's Skip All the Boring Parts

To all of my avid blog readers, sorry for my absence. Your hearts will hopefully heal from the gaping hole that my blog's inactivity has left in your lives. You are also dying to know what I have been doing for the last three years, so... I moved to Portland Well there you go, you are caught up. But I can't stop now because I live in Portland. It is my duty to do the Portland things - like wearing $500 Nikes once to go shopping for a Prius then walking out in the rain without a coat or umbrella in said Nikes, turning my nose up at Stumptown because they sold out to "the man", joining demonstrations downtown to yell at injustice, roasting my own hand-picked single-origin coffee beans and of course blogging. Now blogging is a time-honored tradition of those hardly working, traveling the world, and looking hot while avoiding a real-life - and somehow still having more money than you. Some people WordPress others vlog, but true to my Portland motherland, I use t